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chaztheweasel:

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:44:25 -0700

lazyking-eleena: sockpuppetdynasty: ezioauditoress: ipgd: ch...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:41:37 -0700

sockpuppetdynasty:

ezioauditoress:

ipgd:

chat-with-quill:

mage-of-merde:

it get better every time

YOU GOTTA’ FUCKING READ IT TWICE

oh my god

im gonna cry

this is my favorite thing

LMAO

grimelords: thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion. A...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:41:45 -0700

grimelords:

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion.

A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes.

No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.

take this post and send it into space we’re a lonely planet that wants help

tokumonster: [MONSTER] Dagahra. Japanese name: ダガーラRomanized...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:39:30 -0700

tokumonster:

[MONSTER] Dagahra.

Japanese name: ダガーラ
Romanized name: Dagaara

Alignment: Nilai Kanai, the environment
Species: Daikaijuu, genetically engineered monster
Inspiration: Dragon, sea monster
Status: Defeated.

From: Mothra 2: The Undersea Battle

Trivia

Like Gyaos in the Heisei Gamera series, Dagahra was created by an ancient civilization.

Dagahra was the only non-Ghidorah monster villain in the Heisei Mothra trilogy.

It slightly resembled Space Godzilla.

Source: tokumonster.tumblr.com

my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo...

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:14:22 -0700

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

The White Wizard White Wizard Circle by D140 [T.ISHIMARU]

Wed, 22 May 2013 06:58:24 -0700

The White Wizard

White Wizard Circle by D140 [T.ISHIMARU]

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:36:51 -0700

xhromosomes: xhromosomes: OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHHAHA FOUND IT...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:31:14 -0700

xhromosomes:

xhromosomes:

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHHAHA

FOUND IT OMFG

craftyjai: ride-the-vibes: This is JASON FYLES and he goes to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:27:33 -0700

craftyjai:

ride-the-vibes:

This is JASON FYLES and he goes to my university (Newcastle University, North East of England) He is 19 years old, 5’8, ginger hair and slim. He was last seen in the Sandyford area at 2:45am on Thursday morning and has not been seen since. He was wearing a blue shirt, grey cardigan, beige chinos and brown ankle boots. Everyone in uni is so worried about him along with his family and friends. We are coming together as a university to appeal for his safe return. It is thought that he lost his friends on the night out and tried to make his way back by himself. Please, I am begging for you to REBLOG THIS, even if you don’t live in Newcastle, or England. Every REBLOG means that someone else will see his face, they will know who we are looking for, and your followers could be the one to know his whereabouts. Stay safe Jason, we’re looking for you.
THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG!

Local news report

PLEASE. Nobody reblogged my own post on this which I posted an hour or so ago so I’m wondering if nobody will now. This guy is my friend. If I have ever sent you a nice ask or reblogged something of yours and it made you happy for a second (or even if I haven’t; this is about helping him, not doing me a favour) for God’s sake just help now, help to find my friend Jason. You want me to make him human to you?

Once we all grew beans in pots as part of a Biology experiment- the experiment failed miserably and made the whole lab stink, but his was the only bean that grew and he was actually pretty proud about it

He learned to knit as part of a school project where he had to learn a creative skill, and when a couple of people teased him about it he said “gender is a social construct” and carried on knitting like a badass

He loves the scene in The Great Gatsby where Gatsby throws all his silk shirts around and he and I used to giggle over it together

Once I asked him if he had a string of tinsel I could use in a photoshoot and he brought me a big cardboard box full of tinsel and fairy lights because he’s a helpful and lovely guy

He’s HUMAN and he needs our HELP and just PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING REBLOG THIS??? He’s been missing for four days now- when he went missing he would have been wearing his contact lenses and he won’t have had his (very thick) glasses with him so by now he’ll have had to take his contacts out and throw them away and he won’t be able to see well and oh God just please signal boost this

nooby-banana: buckybird: miss-slothrop: Spectacular...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:42:38 -0700

nooby-banana:

buckybird:

miss-slothrop:

Spectacular Spider-Memes Volume 2 (NSFW)

Josh Keaton has gone and done it again. Back by popular demand.

YES THERE’S MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH GOD HE DID MY FAVORITE ONES THIS TIME

The Aggro Crag: Call of Duty got a playable dog character before it got any playable women characters

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:18:26 -0700

The Aggro Crag: Call of Duty got a playable dog character before it got any playable women characters:

theaggroslair:

weeaboo-chan:

brotherentropy:

tsunderisse:

geoomega:

because it’s marketed more to men than to women

you’re a misogynist.

i like the implication that men find it easier to emotionally connect to a dog than a woman and that that’s for some reason not an extremely fucked up thing about our culture

who wants to fund my kickstarter for a device that will let me directly piss on the entire video game industry

http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Chloe_%22Karma%22_Lynch

http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Tanya_Pavelovna

zeronos-altairform: I just kind of snapped pictures today. I…...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:15:13 -0700

zeronos-altairform:

I just kind of snapped pictures today. I… really hate my camera, btw. All of these shots look awful to me…

sunfell: I love Tumblr.

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:59:19 -0700

sunfell:

I love Tumblr.

kjeks: 優希輝 Hairstyle meme. Kabuto: ponytail | Gatack: pigtails...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:58:38 -0700

kjeks:

優希輝

Hairstyle meme.

Kabuto: ponytail | Gatack: pigtails | Sasword: side-ponytail

TheBee: short hair | Drake: long hair | Kick Hopper: forehead

bemusedlybespectacled: ramoorebooks: opinionatedlez: Here are...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:37:17 -0700

bemusedlybespectacled:

ramoorebooks:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.

And Kristen Stewart.

No, you know what? Fuck you.

Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.

Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.

Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.

Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.

Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.

sherlocksmyth: A system by which children are forced to mandatorily compete against one another -...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:15:04 -0700

sherlocksmyth:

A system by which children are forced to mandatorily compete against one another - some have been prepared at home, others have impairments that prevent them from succeeding. They are all given the “same course” to go through before the final assessment, yet most of them end up depressed; some even kill themselves.

Now, did I just describe The Hunger Games, or our education system?

anonymousj-san: toku-tunes: Double-Action Coffee Form Naomi...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:25:25 -0700

anonymousj-san:

toku-tunes:

Double-Action Coffee Form

Naomi & Airi Nogami (Rina Akiyama & Wakana Matsumoto)

Kamen Rider Den-O

I swear Den-O can remix anything with Double-Action and sound good!

Disney Meme: Ten Songs [1/10]Burning Love - Wynonna

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:12:35 -0700

Disney Meme: Ten Songs [1/10]
Burning Love - Wynonna

recoverykitty: These links work as of 5/7/13. None of the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:11:50 -0700

recoverykitty:

These links work as of 5/7/13.

None of the links require downloads, plug in installs, or signing up for anything of ANY KIND. Those are just ads, click out of them and press play. If you’re struggling, this chrome plug in will make your life easier.

Subbed = speaking in japanese with english subtitles

Dubbed = speaking in english (usually with no subtitles)

The Cat Returns: subbed | dubbed

Grave of the Fireflies: subbed | dubbed

Horus: Prince of the Sun: subbed | x

Howl’s Moving Castle: subbed | dubbed

Kiki’s Delivery Service: subbed | dubbed

Laputa: Castle in the Sky: subbed | dubbed

My Neighbor Totoro: subbed | dubbed

My Neighbors the Yamadas: subbed | dubbed

Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind: subbed | dubbed

Only Yesterday: subbed | x

Panda! Go Panda!: subbed | x

Pom Poko: subbed | dubbed

Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea: subbed | dubbed

Porco Rosso: subbed | dubbed

Princess Mononoke: subbed | dubbed

The Secret World of Arrietty: subbed | dubbed

Spirited Away: subbed | dubbed

Tales from Earthsea: subbed | dubbed

Whisper of the Heart: subbed | dubbed

pink-spring: 仮面ライダーV3

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:11:02 -0700

pink-spring:

仮面ライダーV3